6 May 2009

Dear Old man sat in front of me on the bus,

Who told you you could wash your hands with the pages of the Metro? Really, who? Because you can't. Nope.

It's also not hygienic to blow your nose on the pages either, before offering the tattered remains to me.

"Do you want a newspaper?"


No I do not, old man. No I do not.

Yours in fear of swine flu,

The guy sat behind you on the bus.

2 comments:

colette said...

haha :)
You have no idea how amusing this blog is !!!
nor how much I love this exact one !!!

Alastair Bartlett said...

Yuck.

That is all.

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